Strictly Adult

two awkward encounters in one day

Bank A
Worker : Yes?
Me : I'd like to open a new account
Worker : student or joint account?
Me : err..neither. I'd like a personal account
Worker : Ooh......

Bank B
Worker : Hello
Me : Hi ya, can i apply for an ATM card please?
Worker : Sorry, we only provide ATM cards for 17 and above.
Me : Right, i'm above 17.
Worker : Oooh....