can't stay focused in my work so i start browsing through nonsense on the net as usual
found some funny quotes which i can relate to
You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When…
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
You have to watch videos in fast-forward
You lick your coffee pot clean
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
You’re so wired you pick up FM radio
Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
Instant coffee takes too long
You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
You sleep with your eyes open
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
You can jump-start your car without cables
Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
You don’t sweat, you percolate
You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table
The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you
Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDoctor : Do you have a problem with caffeine?
Patient : I only have a problem without caffeine.
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
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okie dokie...enuf of coffee talk
back to exam...
''80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.''
Damn! i cant remember how many lectures i missed and how many books i didn't read....
*faint*
2 comments:
interesting.. i like 'sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation', don forget to add insomnia is the sign..
go study! =p
study!!!!!! not blog about coffee unless it comes out in your exam. maybe for differentials of sleep.
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